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501stCast: Episode 16: May 29, 2008: Size Matters Not
May 29th, 2008 — Full-Length Podcast
We’re back on track for a Thursday release in this short but fun show. Mission reports, the “Ultimate E-11″ blaster prop, a new Honorary Member, and more… Help us identify the “Why I Love the Legion” contest winner, too!
Show Notes: Episode XVI (May 29, 2008)
Hosts: Dean Plantamura (TK-899), Varza (DZ-8772) and Lor (TK-7883)
Post-Production: Jacques Languedoc (TK-9966)
Content Development: Nicky Blum (DZ-8397), Dean Plantamura (TK-899)
Contributors: Andrew Liptak (TK-3220), Burr Martin (TD-9993)
Mission Reports
Upcoming Events
Other
Unit Anniversaries
Garrison Excelsior - 2nd Anniversary
Mexican Garrison - 2nd Anniversary
Badlands Garrison’s Outer Rim Squad - 2nd Anniversary
Honorary Member Birthday Wishes
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Our apologies for the long delay in getting this episode out to you. We hope this will be worth the wait (it’s a long one)!
Speaking of long delays, make sure to check out our news regarding Heart of an Empire!
Show Notes: Episode XV (May 19, 2008)
Hosts: Dean Plantamura (TK-899), Varza (DZ-8772) and Lor (TK-7883)
Post-Production: Jacques Languedoc (TK-9966)
Content Development: Nicky Blum (DZ-8397)
Contributors: Andrew Liptak (TK-3220), Burr Martin (TD-9993), TD-0013
Mission Reports
Detachment Briefing: Jolly Roger Squadron
Upcoming Events
Rebel Legion Costuming Segment
Other
Contest and Giveaway
Unit Anniversaries
Garrison Excelsior - 2nd Anniversary
Mexican Garrison - 2nd Anniversary
Badlands Garrison’s Outer Rim Squad - 2nd Anniversary
Honorary Member Birthday Wishes
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Special Investigative Bulletin 2137
Out there, orbiting, denting our data-space with their transmissions, The Dandy Warhols pose, if not an actual threat, then at least a series of pressing questions; Where do they come from? What drives them? And perhaps most of all, what do the Dandy Warhols want with us?
Detail, of course, is hard to come by, scarred as it is with star static, multiply censored dataflow and blasts of what our ancestors would doubtless have referred to as feedback. But this much is (probably) certain:
Sponsored more or less from birth by a host of cutting edge biotech firms anxious for product placement, it was perhaps inevitable that Courtney Taylor-Taylor would become the “acceptable face” of augmented humanity. His biocodes had been trimmed for upfront deployment and extreme-impact diplomacy, and his membership of the Rim States aristocracy provided him with ample opportunity to hone these enhancements to a monofilament edge. This he duly did, though not always showing a great deal of subtlety or concern for legality in the process. Response to his transgressions varied – the ordinary citizens of the Rim quickly adopted his image as one of iconic Everyman revolt and cool, while the elites despised and feared him in about equal measure and for much the same reason. Before long, he was at quiet but remorseless war with the oligarchy that had produced him, a state of affairs that could really only have one outcome: Taylor-Taylor shipped out for Mars, one small step ahead of massing suspicious circumstance, probable cause and society scandal that not even the ubiquitous influence of clan Taylor-Taylor itself could fully suppress. Though never officially confirmed, the dataflow rumour is that RimSec offered the aristo clan the option of exiling their wayward scion as the only alternative to immediate arrest and psycho-chemical “counselling”. Whatever the truth of this, Taylor-Taylor applied for the Mars Uplands HHD (Hazardous Human Dynamics) Control Team, and was immediately accepted for duty. Whether out of characteristic bravado or quite genuine boredom with life on Earth, he signed on for the full five year stint.
Brent DeBoer, the story goes, came out of the desert at Bradbury station on foot, bruised, sun-scarred, severely dehydrated and still jacked directly into the AI core that he’d been carrying on his back for the last three days. Until he appeared, everyone at Bradbury just assumed he’d burnt up in the atmosphere with the rest of his meteorite-riddled ship. After he appeared, what no-one could figure out was how, or more importantly, why he’d carried the fifty seven kilo core back to civilisation. At the MarsNet press conference a week later, it was a question that seemed to puzzle him. “You don’t leave your friends behind,” he’s reported to have said. “The AI got me down safely, least I could do was walk it out of there.” Like a growing number of young spacers, DeBoer’s empathy range appears to have increased exponentially with mission time as if to balance a similarly evolving enhanced capacity for complex problem-solving. “He’s talking to the machines at levels we simply can’t understand anymore,” an Agency neurochemical engineer who asked to remain anonymous told MarsNet Channel Five. “And it’s given him this, I dunno, this serenity. It’s like he’s reached this fundamental relationship with the underlying nature of reality that’s denied to ordinary humans.” In many ways the most mysterious of the Dandys, DeBoer has never confirmed or denied this report, but admits that “down at the quantum level, yeah, there’s a lot of weird shit going on, and it does tend to make you smile.”
It’s not known what covert operations purpose Peter Holmstrom was originally intended to serve, nor who funded the programme. What is an undisputed matter of record is that he was decanted early during a genetic policy crisis, nine years off the start of the new century and six or seven biomesh chemicals short of the mix RimSec guidelines generally consider “advisable for good citizenship.” Rumour (and careful data-feed extrapolation) puts Holmstrom on the streets of the Angeline Freeport not long after, exploiting this chemical imbalance to “unlicensed ends” and displaying what point-of-impact corporate enforcement sources would later term “a profoundly non-cooperative stance.” Such allegiances as he made at this time were limited to fringe groups like the Ground Out Crew, the Chemical Transformatives and (possibly, though unsubstantiated) Ishmael’s Little Watchers. Other detail is sparse, and amounts to little more than a general agreement among Angeline eye-witnesses that “you did not want to cross wires with that Holmstrom unit, man.” Given the state of social and political flux current in the Freeport at the time, it is perhaps no surprise that Holmstrom largely disappears from the official dataflow during this period and is next heard of as an HHD consultant in the Martian uplands beyond Wells Camp. Anecdotal evidence suggests that this is where he first met Courtney Taylor Taylor, during a terra-forming functions collapse both men had been detailed to manage back to safe levels; in all probability it was this potentially lethal shared experience that caused the two men to begin laying the groundwork for the early Dandys protocols.
Demobbed relic of a Russo-British deep-reach mission whose heroic aspirations were never quite matched by its technical back-up or funding, Zia McCabe came back – to the extent anyone ever does – wired for rapid response and troubleshooting with limited tools to hand. “Out there,” she told the Rim States debriefing agent unsmilingly, “you can’t just order something from the machinery like it was home-delivered blinis. You don’t improvise quick and solid, don’t make that patch, then you’re frozen meat in a cometary. It’s a state of mind thing, not just training. Call it Vacuum Zen.” The Agency, it seems, took her at her word. Her Rim citizenship was expedited, the software patches she’d self-modified in-mission were re-licensed under the 2103 Hernandez Amendment, and within weeks she was back out at the edge of things with the Dandys. Attempts to glamorize this in local media feeds met with a stony response. “I’m here for the work I do. Go ask the rest of the crew what kind of lipstick they wear. Why do I get all the stupid questions?” To date, McCabe remains the youngest graduate of the Vladivostock Institute ever to hold a Saturn Haulage captain’s accreditation. She holds an A-rating from the Pilot Assessor’s Oversight Office and her prior deep-reach experience permits her to operate most types of hard-space rig; her matched software reputedly runs somewhere in the 90-150 terahertz range. Last year, she was ranked eleventh in Chronos magazine’s Hundred Most Influential Women in Space.
- filed by Richard K. Morgan
Reporting from a time and place in the dataflow where it still only takes one person to read the news.
May is the fifth month of the year. The first of May is therefore 5/01…get it? While the Legion celebrates, we throw one heck of a 501stCast party with a new host and new editor. See how they fare in this lengthy show!
Show Notes: Episode XIV (May 1, 2008)
Hosts: Dean Plantamura (TK-899), Lor (TK-7883) and Wayne (TB-4580)
Post-Production: Jacques Languedoc (TK-9966)
Content Development: Nicky Blum (DZ-8397)
Contributors: Andrew (TK-3220), TD-0013, Dean Plantamura (TK-899)
- German Garrison reaches 300 active members
- 501st Legion Trading Cards Series 7 released
- Star Wars-themed Deal or No Deal (exclusive photos)
- Taiwan Formosa Outpost: Dinner with Louis Koo (photos)
- Remembering Jeremy Bulloch’s sister
- Get Well Soon TK-6203
Mission Reports
- Empire City Garrison: New York Comic Con
- German Garrison: FedCon
- Spanish Garrison: LAN Party Invasion (Guitar Troopers & DDR Troopers)
- Outpost 42 Garrison: Balloon Festival & Bodie Taylor
- Empire City Garrison: Cartoon Network Clone Mission
- Southern California Garrison: Cartoon Network Clone Mission
- Florida Garrison’s Tampa Bay Squad: Autism Walk
- Italica Garrison: Autism Walk
- Mountain Garrison’s Dewback Ridge Squad: Breast Cancer Walk (photos)
- Singapore Garrison: Sabo Jewelry Launch benefits Make-A-Wish
- A Different Point of View: Episode 2
- Rebel Legion: New Segment Intro
Upcoming Events
- Free Comic Book Day
- Garrison Carida: Finale of Where Science Meets Imagination
- Great Lakes Garrison: Motor City Comic Con
- Celebration Japan
- Troy Denning Book Tour
- UK Garrison: IGT Promotion
Other
Contest and Giveaway
Unit Anniversaries
Empire City Garrison - 9th Anniversary
Southern California Garrison - 9th Anniversary
- Japanese Garrison - 8th Anniversary
Garrison Carida- 7th Anniversary
Central Garrison’s Imperial 80th Squad - 2nd Anniversary (May 8th)
Taiwan Formosa Outpost - 2nd Anniversary (May 14th)
Imperial Officer Corps Detachment - 5th Anniversary
Honorary Member Birthday Wishes
- George Lucas (May 14th)
